The one where Claire was good at being two

Claire: "Mom I haven't had an accident yet today."

Me: "Oh, good job, do you have to go potty?"

Claire: " NOOOOOO! I want to have an ACCIDENT!!!"

Me: Ummmmmm........ {scratches head and squints eyes trying to figure where we went wrong}

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I used to belong to a Mommy web forum when we lived on the coast. The motto of the group was "Wrong us, and we'll sick a two-year-old on you!"

Funny?

Yes.

Funny because when you have a two-year-old you should be afraid, VERY afraid.